Crack for Babies

Rest assured, they make crack for babies.

Source Baby Girl’s drug of choice

There is an entire market for it in fact.  Sure, it’s sold under the more benign label of “Gerber Graduates”, but it is most definitively crack.

Go ahead, get out all your judgement.  Yes, this Mom of the Year buys products for her children that are not 100% natural and/or organic.  Moreover, Gerber obviously has me by the proverbial balls. This line of super-convenient baby/toddler foods are obscenely expensive.  And my daughter loves them.  So I continue to dedicatedly piddle away her college fund on this baby crack.

Don’t be confused.  The big money in this country that is funding the drug trade is not some sort of shady business industry but rather the moms of America, loading their children up with prepackaged snack foods.

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Meredith

Meredith blogs at The Mom of the Year, where she dedicatedly earns her title one epic parenting fail at a time, offering quick, relatable laughs for fellow parents and all their empathizers. She has been part of several best-selling anthologies, featured on prominent sites such as Huffington Post, In the Powder Room and BlogHer, and loves her role as the Executive VP/Operations Manager of The BlogU Conference. When she's not breaking up fights over Legos and juice boxes, she remains fully committed to sharing a less serious look at the world of parenting.

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