The other day I was changing Isaac’s (my 3 yr. old son) diaper (yes, hush–obviously the potty-training is going well. Thanks for noting this.). Elyse (my 1 yr. old daughter) crawled over to the scene and pointed at his penis. The following conversation ensued:
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Source Apparently, my daughter will be requiring the two-pack to cover her “situation” |
Mommy: “Yes, that is Isaac’s penis.”
Isaac: “I have a penis.”
Mommy: “Yes, you do. Does Elyse have a penis?”
Isaac: “No, Elyse doesn’t have a penis.”
Mommy: “What does Elyse have?”
Isaac: “Elyse has a butt.”
Mommy: “Oh…do you have a butt?”
Isaac: “Yes, I have a butt.”
He pauses. You can visibly see the 3 yr. old wheels churning over and over in his brain, and then he figures it out, “Elyse has two butts.”
There you have it, dear readers–the human anatomy completely figured out and clarified, courtesy of my toddler…
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