I was reading about how to increase traffic on your blog. One tidbit of advice that repeatedly cropped up was “sex sells”. Really? Okay–here is your sex. I decided to be adventurous and order some new underwear (albeit with a Groupon and free shipping code). My husband was folding laundry the other night (I am amazingly blessed to have such a hands-on guy, I know) and picked up an article of said new clothing and just gave me “a look”. I gave him “a look” right back (unnecessary to note the obvious moral objections here, I think) and said, “Yes, Jared. In my spare time, I am trolling for men in the aisles at Giant b/c I actually have the energy to have an affair. Specifically, I get hot and bothered by all the unemployed hotties that can’t in anyway provide for me or the children.” WHATEVER. Give me a stupid look, get a stupid response. In the meantime, just give me my pretty panties.
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